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Thanphuying Plian Phatsakorawong was a Siamese noblewoman and chef. In 1908, Plian wrote Mae Khrua Hua Pa, considered to be one of the oldest and most influential cookbooks on late 19th-century Siamese cuisine. The book included the first recorded recipe for massaman curry \"Chicken Massaman curry with bitter orange juice\".
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