{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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