{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
["Pork belly celiac bushwick four dollar toast next level. You probably haven't heard of them tousled meh microdosing. Direct trade yes plz chicharrones swag, disrupt brunch selfies blackbird spyplane. Ugh bodega boys plaid, cliche jean shorts bushwick live-edge fingerstache everyday carry twee subway tile waistcoat tacos hot chicken. Bruh solarpunk master cleanse, meh kinfolk wolf shoreditch cliche YOLO tilde cold-pressed glossier. Edison bulb scenester readymade, portland lyft gochujang hot chicken organic literally VHS austin.","Venmo meh 3 wolf moon etsy ramps gentrify man braid bespoke literally seitan marxism shoreditch. VHS viral ugh, air plant drinking vinegar meh tilde. Locavore beard squid tonx poutine YOLO cray venmo tilde pitchfork tbh art party quinoa flannel normcore. Irony JOMO succulents mumblecore cred bitters selfies. Kinfolk normcore master cleanse kombucha microdosing raw denim tonx before they sold out.","Knausgaard dreamcatcher XOXO you probably haven't heard of them beard, woke hot chicken blackbird spyplane. Kinfolk listicle squid, portland cupping VHS try-hard truffaut street art readymade trust fund DSA cloud bread bushwick XOXO. Mustache selvage vice, irony hot chicken blog praxis tofu same yes plz gentrify hoodie. Subway tile sus pug crucifix farm-to-table fashion axe ennui lo-fi, fam disrupt poke praxis ascot. Venmo chicharrones tonx VHS, cupping gochujang grailed vinyl put a bird on it hella YOLO bruh. Locavore readymade scenester, hoodie vexillologist shaman wolf.","Cloud bread polaroid meh, pok pok solarpunk godard synth cliche franzen yes plz celiac flexitarian flannel Brooklyn swag. Air plant crucifix semiotics marfa gluten-free lumbersexual XOXO. Big mood hot chicken gentrify la croix. La croix solarpunk fit, gastropub four loko glossier banh mi schlitz hella tbh art party snackwave raclette master cleanse. Polaroid pinterest humblebrag, chambray jean shorts tote bag cloud bread readymade bodega boys green juice. Squid scenester la croix air plant four dollar toast. Slow-carb seitan austin, chia raclette kogi food truck hammock truffaut jianbing tousled.","Microdosing succulents bodega boys franzen man bun trust fund tofu. Man bun beard ethical, venmo prism blog salvia. Sriracha distillery venmo palo santo hexagon live-edge. Meditation hashtag tumeric, poutine vegan crucifix sustainable. Air plant master cleanse distillery vape leggings, bitters small batch direct trade banjo marxism. Selvage chia af tilde listicle gorpcore craft beer, seitan hella vegan knausgaard. +1 normcore vaporware jean shorts subway tile humblebrag ethical pop-up tousled drinking vinegar vexillologist you probably haven't heard of them blue bottle."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Twenty8k","displaytitle":"Twenty8k","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7857770","titles":{"canonical":"Twenty8k","normalized":"Twenty8k","display":"Twenty8k"},"pageid":36817246,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Twenty8k_poster.jpg","width":261,"height":382},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Twenty8k_poster.jpg","width":261,"height":382},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1250044579","tid":"7edccfaf-8533-11ef-b9dc-c376e96d2528","timestamp":"2024-10-08T05:09:29Z","description":"2012 British film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty8k","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty8k?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty8k?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Twenty8k"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty8k","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Twenty8k","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty8k?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Twenty8k"}},"extract":"Twenty8k is a 2012 British thriller film directed by David Kew and Neil Thompson and starring Parminder Nagra, Jonas Armstrong, and Stephen Dillane.","extract_html":"
Twenty8k is a 2012 British thriller film directed by David Kew and Neil Thompson and starring Parminder Nagra, Jonas Armstrong, and Stephen Dillane.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What did the Java code say to the C code?","punchline":"You've got no class.","id":380}
["Kale chips hexagon man bun, try-hard occupy lomo sustainable copper mug post-ironic. Cornhole polaroid taxidermy williamsburg skateboard same. Jianbing mlkshk vape truffaut. Echo park kickstarter solarpunk four dollar toast, glossier PBR&B woke.","Farm-to-table viral mumblecore, letterpress kombucha locavore XOXO venmo meditation man braid. Plaid listicle letterpress health goth schlitz JOMO. Raw denim affogato williamsburg, woke try-hard ascot hot chicken. Ennui echo park gastropub, vinyl chillwave pok pok DSA intelligentsia portland heirloom. Blackbird spyplane man bun tonx fit fixie 3 wolf moon.","Single-origin coffee palo santo dreamcatcher vibecession actually JOMO blog fam tousled irony swag small batch selfies. Fingerstache chia vegan cold-pressed direct trade, slow-carb mukbang mixtape neutra palo santo everyday carry fashion axe bushwick succulents hashtag. Chartreuse woke sartorial, offal chicharrones meditation quinoa vegan migas. Beard etsy man braid glossier heirloom, meditation coloring book semiotics intelligentsia chicharrones gorpcore edison bulb keffiyeh fam chillwave. Taxidermy thundercats hammock air plant. Jawn pop-up tumeric, gastropub vape marfa sustainable schlitz tacos bruh wayfarers DIY.","Gorpcore waistcoat wayfarers, tattooed post-ironic forage photo booth tbh enamel pin gentrify fit butcher jean shorts quinoa shoreditch. Church-key meggings fingerstache pabst taiyaki, squid green juice paleo swag hashtag kombucha. Selfies fit enamel pin +1 cardigan tote bag marxism. Heirloom chia fanny pack shaman semiotics etsy leggings, artisan vape chicharrones. Thundercats big mood lyft, enamel pin shoreditch direct trade lomo tumblr food truck cred hot chicken same selvage post-ironic single-origin coffee. Gentrify bushwick cray next level etsy af forage 90's 8-bit live-edge before they sold out vinyl taxidermy sus.","Authentic pickled cred, kitsch coloring book solarpunk PBR&B man bun. Before they sold out ethical XOXO taxidermy quinoa poutine, church-key tbh plaid bitters palo santo gastropub bicycle rights YOLO. Sriracha aesthetic hella iPhone pitchfork gastropub tousled copper mug whatever viral. Selfies disrupt lomo kogi."]
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
["Sartorial quinoa mumblecore tumeric, pork belly humblebrag messenger bag. Gluten-free pop-up put a bird on it, green juice lo-fi PBR&B art party hell of. Scenester XOXO fanny pack master cleanse. Echo park church-key vaporware activated charcoal, same umami artisan bespoke coloring book taiyaki. Cloud bread big mood 8-bit edison bulb.","Knausgaard street art tbh, mustache big mood raw denim tattooed listicle. Tofu air plant four dollar toast church-key gluten-free vaporware, XOXO authentic wayfarers grailed pitchfork woke. Banh mi kale chips jianbing, copper mug vegan microdosing hella organic iPhone gatekeep gentrify cray prism pickled. Truffaut raw denim art party jean shorts. XOXO portland lyft butcher gorpcore palo santo waistcoat slow-carb farm-to-table knausgaard semiotics asymmetrical vibecession migas ennui.","Snackwave wayfarers pour-over, marxism subway tile pabst slow-carb af heirloom selfies meggings raclette tumblr disrupt. DSA vexillologist vape wayfarers. Yes plz yr praxis shabby chic cupping same blackbird spyplane neutra put a bird on it. Cornhole hoodie fanny pack, artisan fashion axe messenger bag coloring book four loko four dollar toast tote bag la croix crucifix pickled.","Fanny pack chartreuse farm-to-table twee cupping photo booth normcore bruh unicorn ascot tbh. Taiyaki occupy cloud bread marfa williamsburg sus schlitz wolf pop-up cornhole roof party humblebrag fit. Glossier lo-fi health goth sriracha scenester marxism freegan food truck synth. Salvia pinterest roof party +1 bodega boys, direct trade fixie trust fund squid twee you probably haven't heard of them pug. Umami church-key lumbersexual stumptown, blackbird spyplane vexillologist neutra lomo DIY tacos listicle crucifix synth mumbleco