{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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\"Growing Pears\", also variously translated as \"Planting a Pear Tree\", \"Sowing Pears\", and \"The Wonderful Pear Tree\", is a short story by Pu Songling, first published in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. Set in ancient China, the story revolves around a miserly pear seller and a Taoist priest.
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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