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\"From the Land of the Sky-Blue Water\" (1909) is a popular song composed by Charles Wakefield Cadman. He based it on an Omaha love song collected by Alice C. Fletcher. \"Sky-blue water\" or \"clear blue water\" is one possible translation of \"Mnisota\", the name for the Minnesota River in t