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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?","punchline":"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.","id":197}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?","punchline":"He was a good conductor.","id":114}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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